My first fantasies are ruminations of an unfinished thought exercise.  I’m veering for the unpractical.  They include:

 

A USB/memory stick lighter

A magical button that temporarily lobotomizes me for socially awkward moments or when I want to get my crazy on.

A magical button that lobotomizes all republicans on Earth.

A telephone that you can call in your dreams.

A way to record your previous night’s dreams into a soundtrack.

Glasses that let you see a person at their past, most intense, emotional states (e.g. rage, joy, climax, sorrow, etc…)

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